"Girls while using ATM" joke

Jokes Difference between boys and girls while using ATM (Bank's cash dispenser machines) Boys: 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 2. Insert card 3. Dial code and desired amount 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip Girls: 1. Drive to the bank 2. Engine stalled 3. Check make-up in the mirror 4. Apply perfume 5. Manually check haircut 6. Park the car - failure 7. Park the car - failure 8. Park the car - Success 9. Search for the card in the handbag 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 11. Throw phone card back in handbag, 12. Look for bank card. 13. Insert Card 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag 15. Enter code 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 17. #Cancel# 18. Re-enter code 19. #Cancel# 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code 21. Enter desired amount 22. #Error# 23. Enter bigger amount 24. #Error# 25. Enter maximum amount 26. Cross fingers 27. Take cash 28. Go back to the car 29. Check make up in rear mirror 30. Look for keys in handbag 31. Start car 32. Drive 50 meters 33. STOP 34. Drive back to bank machine 35. Go out of the car 36. Take card and ticket back from machine 37. Go back to the car 38. Throw card on passenger seat 39. Throw slip on the floor 40. Check make up in rear mirror 41. Manually check haircut 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 43. BRAKE 44. Go into roundabout - right way 45. Drive 5 kilometers 46. Remove hand brake 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM. Page

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