"Go up to the person and ask for their hand. ..." joke

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn`t matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it.
Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can`t cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.)
When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don`t know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

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