"God loves everyone" joke
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.