"Golfing With Bifocals" joke
Every Friday, Bob and Tom play golf. Tom is a terrible putter, so Bob always wins. One Friday, though, Tom doesn't miss any! He sinks every shot on the green. Bob can't believe his eyes.
After the round, Bob asks, "What's happened? You can't seem to miss today."
"Order up the beer, while I go to the restroom," Tom says.
When Tom returns, the front of his pants are all wet. "What the heck happened to your pants?" a confused Bob asks.
"I'll get to that in a minute. First, let me tell you about my new and improved game," says Tom. "Last week, I went to the eye doctor and he said I needed bifocals. So when I look down, I see a little ball and a big ball. I look over and I see a little hole and a big hole. I put the little ball in the big hole, and I can't miss."
"But what about your pants?" Bob asks again.
"I looked down and saw a little one and a big one," Tom explains. "I figured the little one couldn't be mine, so I put it away."
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