"Gone to heaven" joke
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says,
'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also. I want all the women to go with Saint Peter.'
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 160 km long, and in the line of the men who dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said to the 160-km-long line,
'You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and your mates whipped you all. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?'
And the man replied,
'I don't know. My wife told me to stay here.'
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