"Gorilla mayham" joke
A guy comes home from work and sees a gorilla on his roof. so he calls up animal control and says look im not crazy but i came home and theres a gorilla on my roof. the lady says ok thats the gorilla that escaped from the zoo this morning we will have a guy there in 5 minutes so 5 minutes later a guy pulls up in a huge flatbed truck with a cage a dog and a shotgun so the guy says i know its none of my buisness but how do you plan on getting that gorilla off my roof? and the animal control guy says i plan to climb up there and throw the gorilla off the roof and when i do this dog is trained to grab the object by the testicals to sudate him then i will stick him in the truck and go. the home owner says wow thats really smart but... whats the shotgun for? and he says now if by chance i go up there and the gorilla throws me off i want u to shoot the dog.
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