"Government vs. Mafia" joke
What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.
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A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.
He said, "the more...
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Have you ever heard of the Gay Mafia? No?
If you don't pay up, they come round your house, and criticize your curtains!
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