"Pollocks and Sheep" joke

Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didnt want to wait 40 years for a train!

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A Realtor, driving his buyers around looking at houses, is suddenly pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the Realtor’s car door, and the Realtor says "Is there a problem officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir you were speeding. Can I see your more...

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Helena:Well, I am from Poland in elementary school we had Polish, Russian, Physics, Math, Chemistry, Biology with lab (microscopes), Geography, PE, Art, Polish education systemis the vbest in the word. What do say about that. I guess now smart Americans have Russian president that is funny. The laughing stock of the whole word
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