"Grade-School Principal" joke
The grade-school principal dropped into the new third-grade teacher's room to see how she was adjusting to her first day of school. "There is one problem," she said. "That little boy in the first row belongs in second grade, but insists on remaining here, and he's so smart I hate to send him back."
"He can't be that smart," said the principal. "Ask him something."
The teacher called the boy forward and inquired, "What does a dog do on three legs that a man does on two legs that I do sitting down?"
"Shakes hands," said the boy.
"What has a cow got four of that I have only two of?" she went on.
"Legs," the boy replied,
"What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse?" she continued.
"Talk," he answered.
The teacher turned to the principal. "Well, what should I do?"
He drew her aside and whispered, "Better promote him to the fourth grade. / missed all three questions."
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