"Grandma's condom" joke
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Myrtle: What's that?
Beatrice: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Myrtle: Where did you get it?
Beatrice: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Myrtle hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Myrtle: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
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