"Gujju English Dictionary Tips 1" joke

For all Gujju children, understand your Parents When they say: They mean:
Pasadi........................... Prashad
Sufuria......................... Saucepan
Sano.............................. Snow
Tikert........................... Ticket
Egg-joss........................ Exhaust
Fota............................... Photos
Lipti.............................. Lipstick
Phast............................. Fast
Pholowur..................... Flower
Gilas.............................. Glass
Palty.............................. Party
Gorment....................... Goverment
Peeja.............................. Pizza
Peejot............................ Peugeot
Fhanta........................... Fanta
Punch............................ Sponge
Booth............................. Car Boot
Kittli.............................. Kettle
Boota.............................. Boots(shoes)
Winda............................. Windows
Winbly............................ Wembley
Die Vos........................... Divorce
New Brand..................... Brand New
Jung................................. Young
Caffol.............................. Scaffold
Istill................................. Steel
Bowel............................... Bowl
Indian Electrician........... Ashok
Jee TV.............................. Zee TV