"Gullible prank" joke

by TJ

Tell someone if they rub their palm really hard and it smells like peanut butter they will be rich one day...

then when they are smelling their palm push their arm into them and they will slap themself in the face.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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