"Gurlz Turning Guyz Down" joke

HE: I`m a photographer I`ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I`m a plastic surgeon. I`ve been looking for a face like
yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I`d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I`m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don`t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can`t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don`t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I`ve already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don`t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I`m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what`s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.