"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BILL..." joke

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BILL CLINTON'S FRIEND??
The following is a list of dead people connected to Bill Clinton. Please
note the following breakdown of causes, and then think about the statistical possibility of their being random occurrences (especially the plane crashes):
1. James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an
apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key
witness in Ken Starr's investigation.
2. Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a
Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she
was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
3. Vince Foster - Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary
Clinton at Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the
head, ruled a suicide.
4. Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former Democratic National
Committee Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A
pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was A HOLE IN
THE TOP OF BROWN'S SKULL RESEMBLING A GUNSHOT WOUND. At the time of his
death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness
to cut a deal with prosecutors.
5.and 6. C. Victor Raiser II and Montgomery Raiser - Major players in the
Clinton fundraising organization died in a private plane crash in July
1992.
7. Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found
dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton
as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor."
8. Ed Willey - Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the
woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed
Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton
groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved
in several Clinton fund raising events.
9. Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little
Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little
Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He
allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files
were mysteriously removed from his house.
10. James Bunch - It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people
containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas
and Arkansas. Died from a gunshot suicide.
11. James Wilson - He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. Was found
dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide.
12. Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson and a
possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones. She died in May 1994 was
found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a
suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was
going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a codefendant along with Bill Clinton
in the Paula Jones lawsuit.
13. Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiance of Kathy Ferguson.
Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiance, he was found dead in June
1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his
fiance.
14. Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping
out a window of a tall building January 1994. His client was a convicted
drug distributor.
15. Florence Martin - Accountant subcontractor for the CIA related to the
Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.
16. Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was
Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the BACK of the
head, ruled a suicide. WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME OF HER DEATH.
17. Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978
until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one-car accident.
18. Danny Casolaro - Reporter investigating Mena Airport and

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