"Had To Do" joke
Four married guys were golfing one Sunday. Early in the round one of the of foursome comments: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build a new deck for the pool." "You guys have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen" They continue to play when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" "I really don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."
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