"Heaven" joke

three men died and went to heaven and were waiting for St Peter to come to the door. When he did he told all three men they could only come in if they had something in there pocket to represent xmas. the first man pulled a lighter out and said its a candle. so St Peter let him in. the second on pulled keys out and jingled them and said its the xmas bells. so St Peter let him in. the third man pulled a pair of knickers out and St Peter was confused and asked what do they represent? and the third man replied, there Carols!

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