"Hey Ram!" joke
A BRAHMIN priest and the driver of a Redline bus died the same day, and were presented before the Dharamraj to be told whether they would be sent to heaven or hell. The Pandit pleaded his case - the life-long efforts he had made to get people to take the name of Rama.
'You made it into a trade; you go to hell,' ordered Dharamraj.
Without so much as questioning the Redline bus driver, he ordered him to be given a place in heaven. When the Pandit protested at the injustice, Dharamraj replied,' You failed in your mission. This man succeeded without trying. Every time anyone boarded his bus, he said, "Hey Ram" and kept repeating the holy name till he got off.'
Not enough votes...