Redline Jokes

A BRAHMIN priest and the driver of a Redline bus died the same day, and were presented before the Dharamraj to be told whether they would be sent to heaven or hell. The Pandit pleaded his case - the life-long efforts he had made to get people to take the name of Rama.
'You made it into a trade; you go to hell,' ordered Dharamraj.
Without so much as questioning the Redline bus driver, he ordered him to be given a place in heaven. When the Pandit protested at the injustice, Dharamraj replied,' You failed in your mission. This man succeeded without trying. Every time anyone boarded his bus, he said, "Hey Ram" and kept repeating the holy name till he got off.'

A TIGER escaped from the Delhi zoo and started running along Mathura Road. The zoo staff and police ran after him to capture him. As soon as the tiger reached the Mathura Road bus stop, he saw a Redline bus approaching at a high speed. On seeing it the tiger turned round and ran back towards his own cage and hid inside for fear of another monster!