"Hot Helga" joke

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry-cleaning.' 'Gutness, it's hot,'' she mused as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought,' 'vy nodt?''

Helga sat at thebar and the bartender asked her what she would have. Helga said,' 'Ya know, it's zo hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer.''

The bartender asked,' 'Annhauser Busch?''

Helga, surprised, replied,' 'Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?

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