Helga Jokes

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning."Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"

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"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?" "Because theyre stupid," said her friend.

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry-cleaning.' 'Gutness, it's hot,'' she mused as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought,' 'vy nodt?''

Helga sat at thebar and the bartender asked her what she would have. Helga said,' 'Ya know, it's zo hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer.''

The bartender asked,' 'Annhauser Busch?''

Helga, surprised, replied,' 'Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?

"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?" "Because they're stupid," said her friend.