"Housing Shortage" joke

The big city sporting houses were hard hit by the housing shortage. One of them became so crowded on busy nights that it was obliged to entertain some of its customers on the roof. On one such evening, a client and his charming hostess became so excited they fell off the top of the building. Still locked in love's embrace, they landed on the street with a thud, barely missing a passing drunk.
The drunk staggered up to the sporting house door and knocked loud and long.
"Beat it," said the Madam, through a slot in the door. "We don't allow no drunks in here."
"I don't wanna come in," said the drunk. "Jush wanted to tell ya your sign fell down."

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