"How The Media Would Cover The Apocalypse" joke

Usa Today:
We're DeadThe Wall Street Journal:
Dow Jones Plummets As World EndsMicrosoft Systems Journal:
Apple Loses Market ShareSports Illustrated:
Game OverWired:
The Last New ThingRolling Stone:
The Grateful Dead Reunion TourReaders Digest:
'ByeDiscover Magazine:
How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?Tv Guide:
Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!Lady's Home Journal:
Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!Inc. Magazine:
Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse