"How are an elephant and a banana just alike?" joke
How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow. . . . uh. . . . Except for the elephant, of course. What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill! What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?Nothing. He didn't recognize them. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)
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