"How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?" joke

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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