"How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" joke

Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A1: One - she holds the lightbulb in the socket, stands still and lets the world revolve around her.
A2: 1,000 - One to do it and 999 to say "*I* could have done it *better*..."
A3: Two - One to do it, and one to push the ladder out from under her.
A4: Three. One to do it, her understudy, and one to say she could have done it better.

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