"How to Impress a Client" joke

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While still in the lounge I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello George" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, "Hi George, what's happening?"

To which I replied, "F*%& off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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