"How to make shopping fun for men" joke

How to make shopping fun for men...
Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Put a box of Smarties on lay-away.
6. Move "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" signs to carpetted areas.
7. Set up a tent in the sports section; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the sports section, ask the clerk if the gun comes with anti-depressant prescriptions?
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! Make the voices go away!"
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"