"How's That Again? (newspaper bloopers)" joke

Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago.
- Detroit News article
Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee
- Toronto Star headline
Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6.
- Entrepreneur Magazine ad
Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out
- The Tallahassee Bugle
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs
- The Anchorage, Alaska Times
Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
- The New Haven, Connecticut Register
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters
- The Tallahassee Democrat
Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely!
- The Houston Chronicle
Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"]
- The New Haven, Connecticut Register
Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son
- The Arkansas Plainsman
Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands
- Bangor Maine News
Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position
- The Washington Times
Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal
- The Bosnia Bugle
Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
- Newsday
Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
- San Antonio Rose
Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free
- Chicago Daily News
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
- The Miami Herald