"IT Profile of Gods" joke

Brahma: Systems Installation
Vishnu: Systems Support
Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts
consultant (SAP)
Shiva: DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh: Documentation specialist
Narada: Data Transfer
Brihaspathi: Chief Information Officer.
Yama: ReOrganisation Consultant
ChitraGupta: Personnel Records
Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses
Devas: Y2k Programmers
Surya: Solaris adminstrator
Rakshasas: In house Hackers
Ram: Hardware Support -
single user
specialist
Lakshman: Support software and
Backup
Ravan: Internet Explorer - WWW
Hanuman: RS6000