"I Can't Be Arrested" joke

A 36-year old Wisconsin dancer who stripped in front of her children in a drunken attempt to avoid a shoplifting arrest is going to jail. Prosecutors say the woman stole beef jerky and a lighter from a continence store in October. They say when police went to her home she began screaming at the three children and told a teenager it was his fault. She then stripped to her underwear and told officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked soon. Who says strippers aren’t smart.

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