"I hate computers!" joke

DIALOG OF A MAN ON HIS COMPUTER:
"Ok, log onto messenger, let's see now… Ok, um, George is on let's see- Popup… Let's see: ‘Messenger needs these updates to continue or- god, that's the third time this week! Cancel… and it continues! Needs updates my butt… Ok, George2312 invites you to chat. Sure, click on- what?!? Stupid mouse came unplugged. Hang on, let's see, um, where does it go? There we go, plug the- ow! That hurt! Stupid wires, too easy to trip over… Ok, ‘accept,' and type… ‘Hi, George, how are you doing?' And George sends you an invitation to live chat, accept- oh come on! Needs the new updates, god! Ok, fine. Connecting… huh? Page cannot be displayed- ARRG! *pounds on keyboard* Huh? Pressing the shift key five times enables StickyKeys. StickyKeys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logo key by pressing one key at a time. What the heck is that supposed to mean?!? ‘Cancel.' Now, refresh. Ok, connection working. Get the update for OH MY GOD THAT MUCH?!? What are they trying to do? Fine, I just want to talk… ‘Get Updates.' Let's see, it says: ‘Getting these updates is as easy as 1-2-3!' What, do they think we're four year-olds? Ok, first step. ‘Enter first name, last name, e-mail, country, township, zip code, postal code, gender'- What do they need that information for?!? I JUST WANT TO GET THE STUPID UPDATES! Ok, ok, fine, fine, FINE! Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda… Ok, step two. ‘Please wait while we process your information'- gah- doh- *sputter* Rrrrrr… *Smashes head into keyboard* What's that? Pressing the shift key five times enables StickyKey- oh, come on! Cancel! Ok, done processing, please enter your credit card information. Fine, ok, jeez, blah, blah, blah. Enter. Step three. Please wait while we download your updates. This should take approximately five hours. RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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