"I love you in 9 languages!" joke

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

English. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love you
Spanish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te Amo
French. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T'aime
German. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ai Shite Imasu
Italian. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ti Amo
Chinese.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo Ai Ni
Swedish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas,
Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky.. . . . . . . Nice Tits