"I used to do drugs" joke
I used to do drugs... I still do drugs.
But I used to, too.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I love deadlines. I more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.