"If Men Had PMS" joke
If men had PMS, what would happen? a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it. b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability. c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days. d) All of the above.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
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Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
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They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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