"If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft" joke

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi. I'm Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: The problem is, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again. Perhaps the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Perhaps it's the way your using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use a fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Perhaps the soup isn't compatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: I'm using a SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Well... that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer! What does that have to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I came in, sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day???
Waiter: Yes. The Soup of the Day changes every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
(waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check)
Waiter: Here you are, sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This isn't tomato soup, it's potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
(waiter leaves)
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day... $5.00
Upgrade to Newer Soup of the Day... $2.50
Access to support... $1.00