"If quitters never win" joke

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...

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