"In The Smart Night Club" joke
Everyone in the smart night club was amazed by the old gentleman, obviously pushing seventy, tossing off Manhattans and cavorting around the dance floor like a twenty year old. Finally, curiosity got the best of the cigarette girl.
"I beg your pardon, sir," she said, "but I'm amazed to see a gentleman of your age living it up like a youngster. Tell me, are all of your faculties unimpaired?"
The old fellow looked up at the girl sadly and shook his head. "Not all, I'm afraid," he said. "Just last evening I went nightclubbing with a girlfriend-we drank and danced all night and finally rolled into her place about two A. M. We went to bed immediately and I was asleep almost as soon as my head hit the pillow. I woke around three-thirty and nudged my girl.' Why George,' she said in surprise,' we did that just fifteen minutes ago.'
"So you see," the old boy said sadly, "my memory is beginning to fail me."
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