"International airline" joke

Acronyms for International Airlines
Italy
ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia
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Britain
BOAC = Better on a camel
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Belgium
SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
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Pakistan
PIA = Please, Inform Allah
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Yugoslavia
JAT = Joke About Time
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Pacific Western Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines
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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.