"Is my dick longer than your cats tail?" joke

A man is in a bar, and he notices that the bartender has a cat. He goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll bet you $50 my dick is longer than that cat's tail."
The bartender gives him a look as though he's crazy and accepts the bet. They measure the cat's tail, and it's 14 inches.
The man then drops his pants, takes the yardstick and places one end between his legs and begins to measure.
"What are you doing?" asks the bartender.
"I'm measuring from the back of my ass just like you did for the cat."

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