"It is Though Getting Old" joke

>> > > When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady
>> > > about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near
>> > > J. C. Penney and she was sobbing her eyes out.
>> > > I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
>> > > She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home.
>> > > He makes love to me every morning and then gets up
>> > > and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and>> > > freshly
>> > > ground, brewed>> > > coffee."
>> > > I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"
>> > > She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and
>> > > my favorite brownies>> > > and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
>> > > I said: "Well so why are you crying?"
>> > > She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal
>> > > with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes>> > > love
>> > > to me until 2: 00am.">> > > I said: "Well, why in the world would you be
>> > > crying?">> > > She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!