"It takes a big man to cry" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?
Nothing, because they have never met.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.