"Italian wedding invitation (offensive to Italians)" joke
The following is an Italian wedding invitation:
,2 da wedding
Rosa Mr.
What does it mean? (scroll down)
,2 da wedding -> come'a to da wedding
Rosa Mr. -> Rosa missed her period.
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