"Jesus loves you" joke
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I love deadlines. I more...
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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
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