"Jesus loves you" joke
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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