"Job Security At Last" joke

After being laid off from six different jobs in five months, Ralph was hired by a warehouse.
Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it right off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Ralph, but I'm going to have to withhold 10 percent of your wages to pay for the damage."
"How much will it cost?" Ralph asked.
"Approximately $5,000," the owner replied.
"What a relief!" Ralph exclaimed. "Finally, I have job security."

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