"Jock Vs. Nerd" joke

$ Michael Jordan having “retired, ” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178, 100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52, 000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7. 00, but he’ll make $18, 550 while he’s there.
$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it.
$ He makes $7, 415/hr more than minimum wage.
$ He’ll make $3, 710 while watching each episode of Friends.
$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90, 000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2. 00 every second.
$ He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33, 390 for that round.
$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8: 30 a. m. on January 1st.
$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you ‘d be living comfortably at $65, 000 a year.
$ He’ll make about $19. 60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15, 600 during the Boston Marathon.
$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he’ll pull in about $5600.
$ This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all U. S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn’t it? However…
$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.