"Keep Me in Stitches" joke
It's time to remove the bandage and stitches on my finger. Too bad. I liked looking like Dr Evil in a finger splint.
It hurts more now; I keep sleeping on the darned thing and waking up in the middle of the night in pain. But I finally discovered a natural and holistic way to stop the pain. I cut off the blood supply to my arm and slept like a baby.
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