"Kid Rock Arrested" joke
Kid Rock was placed under arrest on Sunday following an early morning fistfight outside of a Waffle House in Atlanta.
According to witnesses, the fracas began when a manager stormed up to Kid Rock in the parking lot, accused him of being an hour late and told him that if he didn't get into that kitchen, he'd be fired.
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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