Kid Rock Jokes

Kid Rock was placed under arrest on Sunday following an early morning fistfight outside of a Waffle House in Atlanta.

According to witnesses, the fracas began when a manager stormed up to Kid Rock in the parking lot, accused him of being an hour late and told him that if he didn't get into that kitchen, he'd be fired.

As we all know, Kid Rock and Pam Anderson are getting married. Which is great for them, and the people who make Penicillin.
I just have one question: where are they going to find a 7-11 big enough to hold the reception?

This month's issue of "GQ" features an interview with Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, who are now seeking a divorce. The split is amicable, with both parties agreeing to joint custody of the tattoo needles and genital warts.

NEW YORK-- Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson and rock-rapper Kid Rock filed for divorce on Monday seeking to end their marriage of less than four months. Details on the split can be read in the current issue of “Saw This Coming” Weekly.

Today, Kid Rock said about rekindled relationship with old flame Pamela Anderson, that he "loves her to death". The music industry was saddened to hear that Kid Rock will die in less than 6 months.