"Kissing is a habit" joke

Kissing is a habit
Fu.. is a game
The Guy gets all the pleasure
The Girl gets all the pain
The Guy says he loves you
And the girl thinks that it is true
But when the tummy starts swelling
The guy says a hell with you
16 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A child with no name
The child is a Bastard
The mother's named a Whore
This wouldn't have happend
If the Rubber hade'nt tore.....