"Knock Knock - Ivor" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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